I bet he comes in French.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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