garbage
garbage dick
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you win
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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