yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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