She's JV to your varsity
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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