Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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