id be glad to
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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