Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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