idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You pole danced in your parka.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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