Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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