you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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