My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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