What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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