Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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