i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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