And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Two words: nipple clamps
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