we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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