Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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