hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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