Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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