the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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