rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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