did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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