she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
