We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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