Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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