Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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