He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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