Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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