I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He felt like a one man threesome
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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