that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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