ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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