Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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