SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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