There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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