matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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