Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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