I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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