You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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