But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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