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what?
penguin condom
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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