Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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