haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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