Farmville is her only friend.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
