Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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