I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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