Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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