Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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