Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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