Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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