i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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