Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I did not marry a roomba.
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