Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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