Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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