yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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