In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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