I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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