"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We named our party play list daddy issues
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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