I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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