He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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