Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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