On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize
